Monday, July 05, 2021
new adventures.
boy, it sure has been a while. i'm updating all my internet properties because i have to work on my "online presence" for
a ux design certification program through google. so yes, you read that right: i'm getting into tech. FORWARD, HO!
Friday, November 20, 2015
Phil Klay on "American Ideals" and Syrian Refugees
Author, and Marine veteran, Phil Klay took to Twitter to vent his frustrations at U.S. refusal toward people in need:
1. Tremendously upset by attempt to effectively close our borders to Syrian refugees by imposing impossible-to-implement screening standards
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
2. When I swore my oath of office as a Marine officer, I swore to “support and defend the Constitution of the United States.”
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
3. The Marine hymn claims that Marines are the “first to fight for right and freedom and to keep our honor clean.”
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
4. You’re not supposed to risk your life just for the physical safety of American citizens
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
5. You’re supposed to risk your life for American ideals as well.
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
6. This shouldn't be a left-right issue. Ronald Reagan, who believed that America was the exceptional nation,
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
7. the “Shining City on a Hill,” asked himself during his farewell address from the Oval Office how that Shining City fared, answering:
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
8. "After 200 years, two centuries, she still stands strong and true on the granite ridge, and her glow has held steady no matter what storm
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
9. “And she's still a beacon; still a magnet for all who must have freedom,
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
10. “for all the pilgrims from all the lost places who are hurtling through the darkness toward home."
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
11. Millions of pilgrims are hurtling through the darkness, but it’s Germany that has recently been the beacon standing strong and true,
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
12. welcoming them home, not America.
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
13. If we want to be the kind of nation that others will follow,
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
14. the kind of nation capable of forging strong links in the Muslim world against extremism,
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
15. then we have to behave like that kind of nation. I get that people are scared.
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
16. But it's only during frightening times when you get to find out if your country really deserves to call itself the 'home of the brave.'
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
17. Worth noting that @theIRC does excellent work for refugees, and always appreciates donations. https://t.co/APsnTDe5s7
— Phil Klay (@PhilKlay) November 19, 2015
Thursday, November 14, 2013
Monday, May 27, 2013
Monday, February 11, 2013
Alter-Hulk-isms
With many thanks to Will Phillips (@TheThryll), I've compiled a list of Alternate Hulks. Several months ago, Will posted this tweet:
"Please, don't make me angry..."
"You won't match me when I'm angry" - The Incompatible Hulk
"You won't finish me when I'm angry" - The Incomplete Hulk
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"You won't exclude me when I'm angry" - The Initiated Hulk
"You won't feel me when I'm angry." - The Intangible Hulk
"You won't "get" me when I'm angry." - The Interpretive Hulk
"You won't stop me when I'm angry." - The Intrepid Hulk
"You won't forget me when I'm angry." - The Infamous Hulk
“You won’t believe me when I’m angry.” -The Incredulous HulkThe idea of different HULKS has been stuck in my head ever since. So, below is a list of new monsters, with new anger-driven abilities.
— Will Phillips (@TheThryll) November 11, 2012
"Please, don't make me angry..."
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A Moron In Space!
There have been a lot of discussions about sending people into space, recently. I, for one, would really like to go, but I know EXACTLY how it would turn out...
So, there you go, this is pretty much, DAN ON MARS.
Monday, January 28, 2013
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
Sunday, December 16, 2012
The Sandy Hook Elementary Victims
This was compiled from the Twitter feed of ABC's Jake Tapper (@jaketapper):
Allison Wyatt was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Benjamin Wheeler was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Teacher Victoria Soto was 27. ctpost.com/local/article/…
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Mary Sherlach, the school psychologist, was 56. lawrenceville.patch.com/articles/mary-…
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Lauren Rousseau, a teacher, was 30. newstimes.com/local/article/…
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Avielle Richman was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Jessica Rekos was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Caroline Previdi was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Noah Pozner was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Jack Pinto was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Emilie Parker was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Anne Marie Murphy was 52. newyork.newsday.com/news/nation/co…
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Grace McDonnell was seven.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
James Mattioli was five.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Jesse Lewis was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Chase Kowalski was seven.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Catherine Hubbard was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Madeleine Hsu was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Dawn Hochsprung, the principal, was 47.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Dylan Hockley was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Ana Marquez-Greene was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Josephine Gay was seven.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Olivia Engel was six.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Rachel Davino was 29.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Daniel Barden was seven.
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Charlotte Bacon was six...................
— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) December 15, 2012
Saturday, December 01, 2012
The Laws Of The West.
We the people, of Tuesday Land, in order to form a more perfect
world, establish these all-seeing, all-knowing, all-annoying---
LAWS OF THE WEST
We have found these truths to be self-evident.
1) Everyday is Tuesday.
2) Knowing is half the battle.
3) No, but I like duct tape.
4) I lost Atrioll.
5) Of course it's my camel!
6)I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
7) Sure you can, but, your vision will be impaired.
8) Zede shude, bebe!
9) Green cream!!
10) Hey! Leave my calculator outta this!
11) Yes, but do you have a hossenfeffer?
12) Blood may be thicker than water, but, slabs of concrete are thicker
than blood.
13) Fred, the invisible, mute, cow is watching.
14)It is very.
15) PSSSSSSSSST!!!!
16) People are just God's drug induced hallucinations.
17) Hogjowl!?
18) 100% Hmmm!!
19) Afro-necro-pyro-klepto-nympho-maniacs should stay in the
saddle a little longer.
20) Who's in the mirror!?
21) I did not!!
22) He's busy with the chiropractor.
23) I saw a worm?
24) That's another Cosmic force........
25) The submarine who loved me!
26) Bruce is king of Fleaken.
27) Never climb a slippery backstop when a tractor is near.
28) Shana is obsessed with raw chicken.
29) You had that in your bag the whole time, didn't you!?
30) Billy Bob Joe Jim Bailey chews Juicy Fruit.
31) Bladders are a Swedish delicacy.
32) Holy moley, Loretta! Not only is it still there, look what it did
to the end of my cornwallis!
33) Jason Pittard's grandfather was hit by the Shamu blimp.
34) Drop the snarglewolf when you carry the one.
35) NO!!!
36) I'm not a dictator, I just have a grumpy face.
37) Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a walrus!
38) Yom Kippur!!!!
39) I have three words for you: ON! LY! ME!
40) I learned not to joke in China.
41) "Join us next week, here, on QUE LASTIMA!
42) The square root of ALL numbers is always equal to the hypotenuse
of three triangles divided by 24, equaling 42, which is the answer
to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
43) Buy Polish!
44) Squeeze from the bottom!
45) Shake gently before enjoying.
46) Amundsen successfully took the Norge over the pole.
47) Didn't she write, "The Challenges of the Quarry Worm?"
48) Dunne is over Unger, and Unger is under Dunne.
49) All children should be born by osmosis.
50) Tic-Tacs are armadillo larvae.
51) But, she has the opinion of a wolfrat.
52) It don't mean Pork Bellies!
53) What color was it!?
54) Headache? Try, Damnitall!
55) Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people here
at the trailer-park.
56) It is forbidden!!
57) Life shrinks!
58) Everybody has to have a hobby.
59) I think ya mean Intense!
60) When in doubt, remember, corresponding parts of congruent
triangles are always congruent.
61) I like Ike!
62) Feel my long pulsating finger.
63) Sheep eat men! Sheep eat men!
64) Varesol! .... new shoes!
65) No, you're anti-loquax!
66) LIAR!!
67) Luggajuggatoejam!
68) When speaking into a tube of toothpaste, be sure you have
your knickers on.
69) No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
70) Mommy, it's my turn with the whip!
71) The Father, the Ghost, and the Holy Moley.
72) The sick and feeble were carried in wagons.
73) If lawyers were alcohol, only outlaws would have attorneys.
74) MEPS!
75) It tastes like Joe!
76) Everything is Joyboy's fault.
77) Spare armadillo, ma'am? Spare armadillo!?
78) Hey! Tea and crumpets!!
79) Newman says, "But, that's beside the point."
80) You'll get over it.
1991-1995
Daniel Jones
Mark Coker
Matt Flannery
Jason Pittard
Jason Jones
Sean Persinger
Brian Butts
world, establish these all-seeing, all-knowing, all-annoying---
LAWS OF THE WEST
We have found these truths to be self-evident.
1) Everyday is Tuesday.
2) Knowing is half the battle.
3) No, but I like duct tape.
4) I lost Atrioll.
5) Of course it's my camel!
6)I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
7) Sure you can, but, your vision will be impaired.
8) Zede shude, bebe!
9) Green cream!!
10) Hey! Leave my calculator outta this!
11) Yes, but do you have a hossenfeffer?
12) Blood may be thicker than water, but, slabs of concrete are thicker
than blood.
13) Fred, the invisible, mute, cow is watching.
14)It is very.
15) PSSSSSSSSST!!!!
16) People are just God's drug induced hallucinations.
17) Hogjowl!?
18) 100% Hmmm!!
19) Afro-necro-pyro-klepto-nympho-maniacs should stay in the
saddle a little longer.
20) Who's in the mirror!?
21) I did not!!
22) He's busy with the chiropractor.
23) I saw a worm?
24) That's another Cosmic force........
25) The submarine who loved me!
26) Bruce is king of Fleaken.
27) Never climb a slippery backstop when a tractor is near.
28) Shana is obsessed with raw chicken.
29) You had that in your bag the whole time, didn't you!?
30) Billy Bob Joe Jim Bailey chews Juicy Fruit.
31) Bladders are a Swedish delicacy.
32) Holy moley, Loretta! Not only is it still there, look what it did
to the end of my cornwallis!
33) Jason Pittard's grandfather was hit by the Shamu blimp.
34) Drop the snarglewolf when you carry the one.
35) NO!!!
36) I'm not a dictator, I just have a grumpy face.
37) Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a walrus!
38) Yom Kippur!!!!
39) I have three words for you: ON! LY! ME!
40) I learned not to joke in China.
41) "Join us next week, here, on QUE LASTIMA!
42) The square root of ALL numbers is always equal to the hypotenuse
of three triangles divided by 24, equaling 42, which is the answer
to Life, the Universe, and Everything.
43) Buy Polish!
44) Squeeze from the bottom!
45) Shake gently before enjoying.
46) Amundsen successfully took the Norge over the pole.
47) Didn't she write, "The Challenges of the Quarry Worm?"
48) Dunne is over Unger, and Unger is under Dunne.
49) All children should be born by osmosis.
50) Tic-Tacs are armadillo larvae.
51) But, she has the opinion of a wolfrat.
52) It don't mean Pork Bellies!
53) What color was it!?
54) Headache? Try, Damnitall!
55) Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people here
at the trailer-park.
56) It is forbidden!!
57) Life shrinks!
58) Everybody has to have a hobby.
59) I think ya mean Intense!
60) When in doubt, remember, corresponding parts of congruent
triangles are always congruent.
61) I like Ike!
62) Feel my long pulsating finger.
63) Sheep eat men! Sheep eat men!
64) Varesol! .... new shoes!
65) No, you're anti-loquax!
66) LIAR!!
67) Luggajuggatoejam!
68) When speaking into a tube of toothpaste, be sure you have
your knickers on.
69) No thanks, I'm trying to quit.
70) Mommy, it's my turn with the whip!
71) The Father, the Ghost, and the Holy Moley.
72) The sick and feeble were carried in wagons.
73) If lawyers were alcohol, only outlaws would have attorneys.
74) MEPS!
75) It tastes like Joe!
76) Everything is Joyboy's fault.
77) Spare armadillo, ma'am? Spare armadillo!?
78) Hey! Tea and crumpets!!
79) Newman says, "But, that's beside the point."
80) You'll get over it.
1991-1995
Daniel Jones
Mark Coker
Matt Flannery
Jason Pittard
Jason Jones
Sean Persinger
Brian Butts
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